Snapchat fra Simon
The Snapchat Lie
Emma? Hvem er Simon, der lige sendte dig et billede på Snapchat klokken 10 om aftenen?
Emma? Who is Simon, who just sent you a picture on Snapchat at 10 in the evening?
Simon? Øh... det er bare en fra studiet. Han er homoseksuel, vi skriver bare om en opgave. Hvorfor snager du i min telefon?
Simon? Uh... he's just someone from uni. He's gay, we're just texting about an assignment. Why are you snooping on my phone?
Jeg snager ikke. Den lyste op lige foran mig. Og sidst sagde du, at Mads også var homoseksuel, indtil jeg så ham prøve at score dig i byen. Hvorfor lyver du for mig?
I'm not snooping. It lit up right in front of me. And last time you said Mads was also gay, until I saw him trying to hit on you at the bar. Why are you lying to me?
Jeg lyver ikke! Du er bare så usikker. Måske hvis du ikke var så kedelig og altid ville blive hjemme, så ville jeg ikke have brug for opmærksomhed fra andre. Jeg ved ærligt talt ikke, om jeg elsker dig lige nu.
I'm not lying! You're just so insecure. Maybe if you weren't so boring and always wanted to stay home, I wouldn't need attention from others. Honestly, I don't know if I love you right now.
Wow. Okay. Så er det min skyld, at du skriver med andre fyre? Hvis du vil have opmærksomhed fra Simon, så tag hjem til ham.
Wow. Okay. So it's my fault that you're texting other guys? If you want attention from Simon, then go home to him.